Fortune Cookie Wisdom

I get the most screwed up fortune cookie fortunes. Even adding the obligatory, "... in bed," to the end usually doesn't help. Sometimes it makes them much, much worse. For instance, a few weeks ago, I got:

Handsome is that handsome dose.

What?

As we had an extra fortune cookie that day, and I'd gotten a crappy fortune, my coworkers gave me the extra cookie.

And I got the exact. Same. Fortune.

Today, I got TWO fortune cookies! And pretty darn awesome fortunes:

You always bring happiness to others.

And:

The time is right to make new friends.