Open letters
Aug. 17th, 2008 04:04 pmDear women of the world:
I understand why those of you who "hover" in public restrooms do so, and I realize it is as fruitless to try to persuade you to do otherwise as it is to point out that you are frequently the reason the seats of public toilets are disgusting. So I ask that you do a favor for those of us who realize we cannot hover without making an awful mess of things: Please afford us the same courtesy men do and lift the seat. It would be nice if you would put it back down when you were done, too; but really, I'd rather put a clean seat down than have to clean it off.
Thank you,
liandriel
Dear Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.:
I admit, I was as disappointed as the rest of the Harry Potter fans when I heard through a coworker earlier this week that the movie release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince had been delayed until next summer. Imagine my confusion when, as I was telling
strainedbrain just that during the preview yesterday, and the release date was still advertised as November, 2008.
We fans can live with a delayed release--goodness knows!--but it would be nice to get some consistent information.
Yours truly,
liandriel
I understand why those of you who "hover" in public restrooms do so, and I realize it is as fruitless to try to persuade you to do otherwise as it is to point out that you are frequently the reason the seats of public toilets are disgusting. So I ask that you do a favor for those of us who realize we cannot hover without making an awful mess of things: Please afford us the same courtesy men do and lift the seat. It would be nice if you would put it back down when you were done, too; but really, I'd rather put a clean seat down than have to clean it off.
Thank you,
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Dear Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.:
I admit, I was as disappointed as the rest of the Harry Potter fans when I heard through a coworker earlier this week that the movie release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince had been delayed until next summer. Imagine my confusion when, as I was telling
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We fans can live with a delayed release--goodness knows!--but it would be nice to get some consistent information.
Yours truly,
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