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Today's fortune cookie is surprisingly coherent! And timely!

Love yourself first, and everything falls into line.
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I get the most screwed up fortune cookie fortunes. Even adding the obligatory, "... in bed," to the end usually doesn't help. Sometimes it makes them much, much worse. For instance, a few weeks ago, I got:

Handsome is that handsome dose.
What?

As we had an extra fortune cookie that day, and I'd gotten a crappy fortune, my coworkers gave me the extra cookie.

And I got the exact. Same. Fortune.

Today, I got TWO fortune cookies! And pretty darn awesome fortunes:

You always bring happiness to others.
And:

The time is right to make new friends.

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