These make me laugh

[liandriel]

• I got a dog translator app on my iPod. Since I can't make my dog bark on cue I decided to try it out on my own. I sat on the couch barking at my iPod. I can tell my brother and dad are worried about me. MLIA
  
• Today I accidentally went into to men's room. I didn't notice until after I left my stall to find a boy at the urinals I completely missed on my way in. He was surprised too- I started blushing but made a joke of it admitting my mistake. He started laughing and said "don't worry, I'll get you out of here!" He then went into ninja mode and had me stalk behind him out the door, informed me no one saw us, and we made a run for it. We're in college. MLIA
  
• Today I took a quiz that says there is an 85% chance my cat is going to kill me. I have a dog. I don't know whether to be relieved or nervous. MLIA
  
• Today I got really bored so I decided to do some of my IT homework. We had to demonstrate knowledge on how to use at least one art/sound peice of software. Sounds boring? I created several Hogwarts acceptance letters on paint and then distributed them to random adults around town in full Harry Potter costume. I got several gleeful squeals, a few hugs and a kiss on the cheek of the cashier in Safeway. MLIA

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